armenian mudslide 

This one involves 3 people, at least one being male and one being female.

the female is on a bed, with her back propped up by some pillows while the unsuspecting victim is between her legs snacking on the old squish mitten. in the mean time, the male in the situation stands over the girl, facing her and getting mutton dagger swallowed or just doin' some good old fashioned tea bagging. to the suprise the person chompin' downtown, the dude getting bagged decides to let off a major assplosion that runs down the girls chest and stomach,like a mudslide, right into the mouth of the poor soul munching on the stench trench.

kyle- "dude, bro! the other night i thought i'd let dan munch on courtney while she was tea baggin' me..."

aaron- "bro, sweet! how did it go?"

kyle- "bro, man, check it out! she squealed like i'd never heard before so i got jealous and gave her and dan a armenian mudslide."

aaron- "dude, fuck yeah bro!"

armenian mudslide by PARTY! November 20, 2007

armenian pride 

This BS "gang" that armenians in Glendale, Ca like to refrence so they can act hard. I find it amusing that they dress like Mexican gangmembers and say "AP!" like its a threat or something.

Ara bro, don't worry, we will have AP come kick his ass.

Armen if your cousin that knows that guy from Armenian Pride doesn't come here, we will have to run! VTEC Bro.

Bro, you need to have AP go steal me some tracksuits. The economy is bad and my welfare check can't pay for it anymore.

armenian pride by RobYo November 9, 2009

Armenian Dry Socket 

A theoretical obscene sex act, regarding a male biting into the breast of a well endowed woman, and sucking out all of the breast tissue until the boob is nothing more than an empty and shriveled husk, only vaguely reminiscent of the majesty it was beheld.

"Neil got thrown out of the strip bar last night."

"Holy crap! For what?!"

"He gave a dancer the Armenian Dry Socket."

"Wow. How will she make money now?"

Armenian Dry Socket by ConradoThePirate April 26, 2009

armenian sauna 

While your in the shower with another person, preferably of the opposite sex, and when the shower gets really hot and steamy you let out a nasty fart. The fart clingings to the steam and you force the other person to breathe in your fart. Some say you can even taste the fart. i e. its the dutch oven of the shower.

To piss off your girlfriend, you fart in the shower putting her in an armenian sauna

armenian sauna by chass0n November 2, 2006

Armenian genocide 

The Armenian genocide is where about 1 million Armenians died from the war on easter sunday, 1915 (Armenia & Turkey). A group of female children were crucified on a cross with nails in their private area, and men over 18 got sent to war. All female children got sent to a place in Turkey where rich old Turkish men raped and tortured them.

Did you know that the Armenian genocide is today?

Armenian genocide by Danyela T. April 23, 2021

Armenian Poptart 

The Armenian Poptart, or AP, is a gratuitous sex act involving a vacuum cleaner, palm leaf, gold necklace, and a shot of Patrón.

"Arthur offered to give me the ol' Armenian Poptart."

Armenian Poptart by Basically Arthur Kmbikyan February 17, 2009

Armenian Taco 

The act of defecating inside the vaginal opening of a woman. The woman then contorts herself so she can eat the taco with the ground beef you filled it with.

Abraham Lincoln was the first to bring the Armenian Taco to the states.

Armenian Taco by AfricanHistoryX April 3, 2011