alton

a male human being who can be found in the ghettos of Los Angeles, most likely occupying space in a mall of some sort with his "MySpace peeps."
he is most commonly associated with the alton addiction, an unfortunate disease spreading through the MySpace community.
he can be identified by his Levi 514s, band shirts, and occasional gangsta bandana.

"Dude, I think i have the Alton Addiction."

"Oh. I'm so sorry for you."

by MySpace kid September 1, 2008

arlon

Arlon is a religious group who's god is Chef Arlington, but is also a cult and gender.

'Yeah the arlons, don't dog the arlons'
'I identify as an arlon'
'Hey candy, would you like to convert to an arlon?'

by Yeahthearlons January 7, 2017

Aryton

Sexy ass beast who can get any girl he wants as long as he uses his sligh smile and charm. He won't cheat on a girl unless done to him first, he hates hurting girls feels and sometimes feeling in others people shadows but won't tell people so

Jake: damn look at her!
Blake: just watch Aryton will get her

by MCay September 11, 2016

Alton

pikey filled area similar to bordon. family is linked between these two towns.

common conversation between someone from alton and another higher class person....
Person A "aiteee bruv"
Person B (An outsider) "Do i know you?"
Person A "nah but just being polite innit boi"

by -.-.-.- September 26, 2007

Alton Towers

A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.

"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"

"Yeah sounds good"

"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA

BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"

by Paddy Kenny April 13, 2008

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

One who does not participate in smoking, drinking alcohol, sex outside of marrige or drug use; in extreme cases, one who does not comsume caffiene.

That kid is so strait edge that he's never even tasted candy

The Strait Edges of Alton,IL.

by the non-strait edges of alton September 19, 2009

arloner

The worst thing or person in you’re life currently

I love arloner *sarcasm*

by Seeyouin7days December 15, 2017