aploob

hi pupy thak you sploob

hi aploob pupy

by hi_pupy October 15, 2020

aplastao

1. The Spanish slang term for when something is squashed.
2. Flat, or flattened
3. slang for aplastado

Tu pelo parece un poco aplastao en ese lado.
Your hair looks a bit flat.

by J.D. Andrade October 3, 2007

aplooch

apply,insult or harm someone

i am aplooching for a job
you need to aplooch yourself to your work
im gonna aplooch you after school

by shareefa August 23, 2006

aplatonic

Having no intimate feelings for others, especially those one has sexual relations with. Many would describe being aplatonic as stupid and often cruel. Aplatonic people typically lack a common moral compass and truly believe it to be a sexual orientation. Anyone they have sex with is purely for their own personal pleasure.

SCENARIO 1
Person 1: "Do you wanna hang out sometime?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm aplatonic."

SCENARIO 2
Person 1: "How come you never called me after that night?"
Person 2: "I'm aplatonic; you should know I don't have feelings for anyone."

by Joshy_Josh_and_the_Funky_Bunch June 24, 2016

AplChild

Awesome. Just Plain Awesome. He Will Defeat You. He Is So Awesome That You Have To Capitalize The First Letter Of Every Word When You Write About Him. Yeah. He Just Rocks. Indeed. Rocks. He: Awesome. This Cannot Be Repeated Enough. AWESOME. Yeah.




Awesome.

"Bow Down Before Me Peasants. For I am AplChild. And I Am In A Burning Mood...As In: I Want To Burn You."

by AplChild January 26, 2009

Aplatonic

Someone who isn’t capable of reciprocating care for others and trying to hide their personality deficiencies behind an LGBTQ identity.

I’m aplatonic. You can give me all of the benefits of friendship and I don’t have to give you anything in return. So valid and queer!

by HahaGateGoSlam June 2, 2023

Aplatonic

People who may want the benefits of friendship but don’t want to make the return efforts of being a friend. They also don’t care about any friends they may somehow have. For some reason they want to believe this is a valid LGBTQ identity.

I’m a shitty friend that doesn’t care about others; please give me an aplatonic pride flag. Being aplatonic is just like really being LGBTQ, tee hee!

by HahaGateGoSlam March 11, 2023