An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.
Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.
by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010
Get the and then I got laid mug.A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.
Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.
by Nickola1 October 21, 2010
Get the And then he turned the gun on himself mug.When you yell something that makes turn around, and want to make people think it was someone else.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
People think that you weren't the one to yell it, because they think you were talking to the person next to you about possums.
Person A: KYLE!!!!!!
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
-kyle turns around-
Person A: And then, the possum,
Person B: Dude, you like Shirey?
by ThisOneTimeAtBandCamp February 23, 2009
Get the And Then, The Possum mug.a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"Hey dude! You know I woke up this morning and really wanted an egg salad sandwich, but soon realized i didn't have any eggs
...and then i found out he was gay."
...and then i found out he was gay."
by D1/2D June 3, 2010
Get the and then i found out he was gay. mug.person 1: i was very tired and went to sleep so i grabbed me a soda in the fridge, then thought "ill just go to sleep"
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
...and then i found 50 dollars
person 2: nice! what did u do with it?
person 1: i spent it.
by wowtf June 12, 2010
Get the and then i found 50 dollars mug.A phrase added at the end of a meaningless story that has no true end. Often used on the fly when telling a story and the listeners start to loose interest.
It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
It does not make the story more interesting or worthwhile, just provides a suitable ending point...
I was running yesterday and I saw this dog in the park and he had this really big head. Then I stoped at Quicky Mart and has a giant coke. I saw Bob and he told me about the concert next weekend so we went and got tickets. Later that girl from the gym called to tell me i left my watch at the counter, so I ran by and picked it up... and then we went to the book store and bought some books...
by Red Dog Leader May 14, 2010
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