The Alchemist

One of the dopest hip-hop producers in the game. His production is characterized by the sharply defined drums and loops crafted on his ASR-10. The Alchemist, born Alan Maman, was born in Beverly Hills, but now lives in New York. He has worked with Mobb Deep, Jadakiss, Dilated Peoples, Styles P., Termanology, and countless other dope groups.

This "We Gon Make It" Jadakiss joint is tight...who's on the boards?

Oh shit man, you gotta know that's the Alchemist.

by Lester Freamon November 4, 2008

alchemy

The Hermetic science and art of causing change, both physically and spiritually. The term is also used to describe the spiritual practices of chemists from other ancient cultures, such as ancient Chinese "alchemists." In the old days, there was no division seen between spiritual and physical practices, but for the sake of modern obsession with duality, alchemy can be divided into two types.

Practical alchemy _is_ chemisty, studying and manipulating the properties of matter to get what you want out of the universe.

Spiritual alchemy is what is discussed when "turning base metals into gold" is described. It is a form of mysticism, spiritual self-improvement with analogies to chemical jargon. "Gold" is spiritual perfection, while the lesser "base" metals (such as lead) are impure states of the spirit, unenlightened and full of the problems of mortal life.

Knowledgable alchemists were never trying to make a potion for eternal life or a stone that would transform physical materials into gold.

I seek enlightenment through alchemy.

by Adrian August 29, 2005

Mc Stomach Ache

When you eat 12 McDonald's hashbrowns and get a stomach ache and all you can find yourself mummering to yourself are the words, "fuck..", "shit..", and "bitch.."

"Fuck..Shit..Bitch.." "What's the matter?" "I just ate 12 McDonald's hashbrowns and have a Mc Stomach Ache."

by JamesEricJoey May 3, 2007

alchemist

Starting in Egypt, alchemists were the predecessor to the modern chemist. Though they are largely discredited by the scientific community due to the fact that many included religion and the occult to 'fill in the blanks', they made great strides in scientific research, sometimes by accident (i.e. discovery of gunpowder trying to find immortality). After egypt, the next earliest is probably in China, where gunpowder was discovered. Many famous physicists were alchemistds, such as Isaac Newton. Today there are still alchemists, though they practice (usually) practical alchemy. This is the practice of alchemy that actually has a purpose, and the study and reproducion o=f ancient alchemical experiments, usually involving finding out both how the experiments were beleived to work by ancient alchemists, and how they work in terms of current chemists, and whether there is any connection.

One practical alchemy experiment is the extraction of salt from rosemary (popular experiment by some alchemist on the web), while other alchemy experiments include the accidental discovery of gunpowder in China.

by _picatta_ December 26, 2005

Ancel

Often referred to as the perfect guy to date. Ancels are the type of guys who are loving and caring with compassion and sympathy for the weak and needy. They are the type of guys that girls cannot take their eyes off nor take their mind off. Ancels tend to excel at both their academics and sports. They are beyond funny and talks to almost everybody

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend is an Ancel!
Girl 2: OMG no way! ancels are so impossible to find i wish i had one of those :(

by awesomeman134234 January 3, 2012

achewood

Possibly the coolest comic strip in Ohio. It's actually about stuffed animals and cats. And sometimes tequila.

Today I read Achewood and nearly spit milk out my nose!

by Steve! February 12, 2003

under over acheiver

its that One person u know who does dick all but has fucking amazing things happen to him/her consistently.

Calvin is a under over acheiver and always high but for sum reason is a pussy magenet with a 70 sum average

by BluntTrama January 11, 2010