"All my favorite TV shows just got canceled and replaced with some pay TV crap nobody's watching!" "Shit, that's so Alpha."
by JarekQQ2d7 November 14, 2016
The "first" black sorority founded in 1908 on the campus of Howard University. The sorority is charicterized by wanna-bees and females with low self esteem before they pledge and later take on an alternate fake identity where they "appear" to be pretty and full of self-esteem and are not. There Mascot is the mirror. No community service done, only having sleep overs with Kappas.
The girl was wack and a loser and ugly before she pledged AKA, and now she thinks she's all that. Alpha Kappa Alpha.
by skee-yo April 19, 2006
The first African American sorority founded in 1908 by twenty women. Unfortunately, because the sorority was founded on social principles and shunned helping to make the world a better place, members of the undergraduate chapter decided to create a real sorority founded on principles of sisterhood and service, and Delta Sigma Theta was born. Typical stereotype is that of a "pretty" girl, completely absorbed with fashion and public perception. Also unfortunately, many of the women who typically pledge Alpha Kappa Alpha are women with low self-esteem, who want to be viewed as a beautiful woman with much to offer. They are hardly ever seen in the community. Their "pretty" image could have been a positive one for black women, but has served to alienate many.
AKA 1: Girl, look at her. She is so ugly. She can never be pretty like US.
AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!
75 years later...
Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.
AKA 2: (flips hair) I know girl! Alpha Kappa Alpha is so great! It's so unfortunate that everybody can't be pretty like us! I don't care about community service, I just want to be pretty and fashionable!
75 years later...
Observer: God she's an AKA? She is so old and ugly. What does she have now? I wonder what she has to show for her sorority. Beauty definetely fades.
by Intelligence Is Key February 11, 2008
A historic Panhellenic sorority, including famous AKAs, Maya Angelou. AKAs can usually be intelligent, goal-oriented, poise and talented young women, mainly of color. Unfortunately, there are too many AKAs that are phony, bitchy, self-absorbed, connected to multi-million dollar companies which guarantees them a seven-figure salary after Undergrad when there are people who are not apart of Greek organizations who have to work twice as hard just because they are not associated with a fucking greek. Very fair, eh? And not to forget, many AKAs are very beautiful on the outside but possess the seven-headed beast within their rotten little souls.
All the Alpha Kappa Alphas I met are greedy, egomaniacal bitches who need to be stabbed repeatedly and strangled with a donkey chain (But this does not mean every AKA just a lot of them). They are so into their damn sorority to the point if you don't pledge sororities, then they think you are socially inept. Women like them need to die and leave the world to the more modest, individualistic women.
by twistedbabydoll July 6, 2007
Girl 1: I absolutely love Alpha Nu Alpha Lambda!
Girl 2: Gross..
Girl 3: Don't knock it till you tried it.
Girl 2: Gross..
Girl 3: Don't knock it till you tried it.
by ironicdeepthroat September 7, 2013
The head office in a business of multiple offices, defined by leadership, charge, determination, wisdom, charm, chivalry and respect. As a status, this can not be taken, but must be earnt, usually though battle royale. This cannot be earned while the current alpha office still physically exists. The status can be bought, but the only payment method acceptable is blood.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Also has historical relevance for the business, usually being its point of origin.
Brandon: "Where's Brad today?"
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
Pedro: "Oh he had to go over to the Alpha office in Camden, his axe was blunt."
Brandon: "But they don't even need axes in Alpha Office, don't they just use their hands?"
Pedro: "Yes."
Brandon: "I wish I was Alpha."
by SchnittyLover69 October 25, 2011
A woman, usually with average sexual market value (SMV), who sleeps with a high sexual market value male , a/k/a the alpha male, who does not wish to have a long-term relationship with the woman. The woman views the alpha male as superior to most, if not all, of the other men pursuing her, and so the woman continues to lust after the alpha male she cannot have, sacrificing future long-term relationships with lower-SMV men, making her a "widow", in a sense, to the original alpha male.
Jane could never seem to get over her one true love, Rocco, even after she was married to John. Jane must be an alpha widow.
by Bolo919 December 2, 2017