Arsed

A verb meaning "to be bothered", and invariably used in the past tense and in conjunction with the words "couldn't be". It originated in the North of England.

"Did you mow the lawn yesterday?

"No - it was too nice a day. I couldn't be arsed."

This usage probably derives from the phrase "to move your arse", meaning to "stir yourself to get something done".

by Bedford Falls September 11, 2009

Nobody Asked

An insult, meaning they don't want to hear what you have to say. Normally told at school in one of these two circumstances--1)They asked you the question and you answered it honestly 2)You give your opinion on the same topic when they were talking to you

This is normally a sign of bullying or harassment, but some people mistake it for "kids being kids". If the same person says "Nobody Asked" to you more than once, you should stop talking to them as they are trying to get under your skin.

Person 1: What's your favorite Star Wars movie or TV Show?
Person 2: I like The Mandalorian, it was a great Star Wars show!
Person 1: THE MANDALORIAN IS TRASH, NOBODY ASKED!
Person 2: But, you literally asked...
Person 1: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!

by v1vdefineswords December 7, 2020

can't be assed

can't be bothered with

do you want to go out tonight?
No, I can't be assed

by janedoe7 December 11, 2009

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by VaasanMuhku April 23, 2016

can't be asked

Used by some Southern UK speakers in place of can't be arsed because they misheard it, or want to be more polite.

"I can't be asked to tidy my room - I'll do it tomorrow."

by David Bean March 4, 2007

cant be arsed

cant be bothered

i really cant be arsed to go to uni today.

by paul of death October 21, 2003

Who asked?

When someone tells you something but nobody asked them to tell you

person 1: hey you know i’m going to the beach this weekend?
person 2: das cool and all but who asked?

by Jahs Poo Dealer January 23, 2020