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adult handshake

Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.
Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!
by Dumpy McVey June 24, 2007
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Adultery

Cheating. Straight up cheating on your wife or husband. Simple as that. Now go read a book.
Y'all seriously couldn't have just googled adultery?
by Nadia Duffett May 28, 2018
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adultnap

Similar to kidnap, it is the abduction of adults.
"I totally adultnapped my boss the other day, trying to get him to raise my wages."
by boltfyre March 17, 2008
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Adulting

Post adolescence when the light in your eyes fade away and dies.
Adulting sucks.
by myunitedstatesofwhatever June 15, 2016
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young adult

a. The age group rivaling teenagers for being on the receiving end of the most ageism.
b. An age group often forced to go back to their parents after finishing college because try as they might, it is impossible to secure even a so-called entry-level job.
c. The age group most targeted by cops after teenagers with accusations of criminal activity.

d. The age group most royally screwed over by economy. Most graduates in this age group either have no job at all or are highly overqualified for their job/are underemployed.
e. The age group that is slowly coming to the realization that they will have to decide between attending school until their thirties and sitting at their parent's house.
f. A highly disillusioned age group that has learned the harsh fact that they will NOT have a lot of money or success, nor will they own a house or brand new car.

g. The age group frequently accused of having a strong sense of entitlement by anyone over 35.
40-something: That 26-year-old kid needs to lose the sense of entitlement and start acting like a young adult!

20-something: People need to start remembering the ADULT part of young adult! I'm not in high school anymore!
by SpeedyHobbit June 28, 2011
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athul

Indian name-Unmatchable;
Where is Athul?
by dr_ask March 26, 2012
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Adulting

Being a responsible adult. Used by immature 20-somethings who are proud of themselves for paying a bill.
So tired from adulting! I went to my 8-5 job today! Look at me!
by bartimeas December 27, 2015
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