Delete your account

1. A social meme for when someone says or does something so embarrassing or inappropriate that they should just close their account and go away in shame.

2. Also, what Hillary does with her email server to avoid FOIA accountability.

Hil: Darn those FOIA requests just keep coming. At this rate people are going to find out about www.npr.org/2015/04/23/401781313/clinton-foundation-linked-to-russian-effort-to-buy-uranium-company and who knows what else.

Bil: Well, babe, your are just going to have to delete your account.

by swag-wager June 10, 2016

acoustic

1) A musical instrument that is not electric
2) A musical performance that uses no electric instruments (aside from microphones and similar amplification)

1) Jimi Hendrix played an electric guitar on the song "Purple Haze", but Paul Simon played an acoustic guitar on Simon & Garfunkel's "Mrs. Robinson". Techno and dance music uses electric drums, but rock music typically sticks to acoustic drums.

2) Eric Clapton's band did an acoustic show on "Mtv Unplugged".

by Bill M. August 27, 2004

scrub account

On online games, mostly first person shooters, a backup account that a person has to practice the particular game without risking the stats on their legit account.

Person 1: d00d. ur only a level 24. get good nub.
Person 2: This is just my scrub account. I have all level 50s on my legit account, nub!

by T3hMasterChief March 4, 2009

accountabilibuddy

someone you are assigned to be friends with and to make sure they don't stray from the path of righteousness and become confused.

"He's your accountabilibuddy! That makes you accountabilibuddyable!"

by vidaesunlibro December 24, 2008

Wank Account

The ammount of semen held in reserve in one's testicles at any given point in time.

"I'm sorry sir. You are only allowed to make six withdrawals from your account per day"

by Vince Mincer June 15, 2005

Actual news

Something that doesnt exist, but in place of it we have unwholesome news and false news which reports everything bad that happens, and or anything which will be easily agreed upon(usually presented in a false way) by the left. A likely reason for this is views and money.

CNN: Actual news fuck that I want more money in my wallet.

by Fluffy golden waffles w/ syrup January 10, 2019

bot account

Usually a social media account that is NOT curated by a person but instead a computer that either scams you or gives your computer/device a virus to steal information.

“I noticed there are a lot of bot accounts on Instagram.”

by BabyFoxi June 21, 2020