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sass account

A account on social media that posts anything. There is no theme to there account and most sasses rant about there life on it. Most of the time they let no one from real life follow them. (most sass accounts are on instagram)
Someone from real life: "I saw your sass account on instagram! let me follow!"

sass: "No! Stop its just for me."
by papertowns July 6, 2014
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acousticophilia

The way that Gomez Addams gets off on Tish speaking french would be an example of acousticophilia. Or people who find arousal from certain accents. Or even general sounds.
by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008
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Carrot Account

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an account run by 12 year olds(or someone that acts that age)m probably curses every .2 seconds, has a lot of ugly links in their tagline and they have a huge, *huge* about section with either no layouts or like 5 layouts one after the other. They use “XD” “:3” unironically and probably believe they are quirky. Most of them fakes mental illnesses too. In addition, they don’t have a square pfp and their background/abouts NEVER match their abouts.
Gachalife kids and 12 year olds usually run carrot accounts here on quotev dot com
by @inferior on quotev May 17, 2020
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masturbatory accoutrements

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.
Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.
by dumbslut August 10, 2006
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Accountant

Someone whos obviously making more than you
Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience
by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005
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egg account

An account commonly used to fulfill a single purpose, like to troll, and then quickly abandoned for the sake an anonymity.
I hate getting messages from egg accounts, they're so annoying.
by thisoneguyionceknew December 25, 2015
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acoustic guitar

1: A guitar that uses a large resonance box to amplify and broadcast sound. Generally mellower than other kinds of guitars. Since it doesn't require an amp to be heard, it's much more portable than an electric. Often combined with mics or pre-amps for playing in venues.

2: A type of guitar often used at parties by music-illiterate dicks trying to steal your girlfriend.
1: "I really love the tone on this Takamine acoustic guitar. The cedar construction really gave it a warm sound."

2: Guy with acoustic guitar: *singing* I gave my love a cherry / That had no stone / I gave my love a chicken / That had no bones / I gave my love a story / That had no end / I gave my...
Bluto: *grabs the guitar and smashes it against the wall* Sorry. - Animal House
by ncstate boy June 23, 2006
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