The Johnathan Ackerman watched the Denver broncos win the Super Bowl and took the epic victory royale.
by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019

This short little fucker loves kicking ppl in the kidneys since its the only place he can reach. His life is also so horrible that he spends his time fighting around with 17 year olds psa hes around 40 years old.... this short bitch loves slicing flesh and has major ocd.
by glitchcos_ February 26, 2021

Did you see captain Levi Ackerman going absolutely ham on those titans? That’s right bitches. The duke is back.
by .Toast.<3 January 14, 2022

Synonym of simp.
Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.
Confesses her love to her brother and gets friendzoned lol
But still the best anime character of all time
I love her <3
She's hot.
Person 1: Is that Mikasa Ackerman?
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Oh, do you mean the simp that got rejected by her brother?
Misty: *Slaps Person 2*
by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021

Leader of the scout regiment in Attack on titan. Hes supposed to be in his 30s even though hes like 5 feet tall. Might not wanna act up infront of him because hes a feisty little shit. Hes most peoples favorite character but in my opinion Armin Arlert is far superior because Armin is a cute little bean and Levi is just a grumpy asshole
Person one: "Whos that grumpy looking looking asshole over there?"
Person two: "Oh thats just Levi Ackerman
Person two: "Oh thats just Levi Ackerman
by Fat stank December 5, 2020

a lowkey ugly short 30 year old dude that teen girls simp over
most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal
most simps stopped simping for him after they saw the season 4 design, how unloyal
by lil sharty December 2, 2020

Guy 1: I always do good things for my crush, like helping her with homework, doing errands for her, respecting her and etc and still she friendzoned me.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Mikasa Ackerman.
Guy 2: Stop being such a Mikasa Ackerman.
by Saitama 777 March 16, 2021
