Absolute scenes

When something mental happens when all hope seems lost. Usually used in British football culture.

"OH MY GOD! MANCHESTER CITY HAVE SCORED- IN THE 96TH MINUTE OF EXTRA TIME"
"ABSOLUTE SCENES UNFOLDING AT THE ETIHAD!"

by DontForgetYourLegs August 28, 2019

absolute twat

Someone who has been professionally verified by at least 10 people to be a genuine bona fide twat.

"he's not just a twat, he's an absolute twat"

"see her over there? Thats what an absolute twat looks like"

"I'm sorry sir, you've come up on our system as an absolute twat and so we are not able to let you in"

by janitor2010 December 19, 2013

abibliophobia

An intense, all-consuming fear of running out of things to read.

I just finished rereading Eclipse for the eighteenth time and Breaking Dawn doesn't come out for another month and a half... -burncrashdie-

Abibliophobia is quickly becoming an epidemic, but not quickly enough.

by Mallow-chan June 30, 2008

abilititties

Breasts used only to achieve a desired goal.

John: "Did you hear Jane got that promotion?"
Dave: "It must be her abilititties."

by Curtis Blackwell April 15, 2008

absoludacris

Amazingly crazy.

Brookline is absoludacris at lacrosse

by triplexxxsweet April 7, 2009

abilification

process of getting dependent on the bipolar drug Abilify

He can't live without his Abilify pills. Do you think it's a case of abilification?

by nourhava July 28, 2009

abilifan

a kind of (non-American) generally young psychiatrist who prescribes Abilify preferably to any other antipsychotic drug just because it is trendy and sounds American.

My shrink and a awful lot of his young colleagues is a real abilifan even though he admits it doesn't prove any noticeable efficiency against depression.

by nourhava July 29, 2009