aardvark ass

An ass that has been waxed clean of hair

That chick has aardvark ass.
She waxes her ass
Not even baby hairs on her ass

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

Aardwolf

n. A hyena-like mammal of South Africa, which feeds upon carrion and insects.

The Aardwolf ate the Insect.

by Jeffrey Burns October 20, 2008

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.

Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!

by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009

aardvark

an imaginary animal never seen before.

i was so high last night i saw the aardvark man!!!

by lilmzrae001 February 12, 2010

aardvark

some who induldges in cocaine

my dads been hiding in the basement and going all aardvarky

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

aardvark

Office busybody who gets off by sticking her nose into everyone else's business. Always digging in the dirt.

Zeke: Hey Clem, Joan was askin' 'bout you again.

Clem: What the hell is she, an aardvark? Always stickin' that snout where it ain't wanted. What business is it of hers?

by Krakky McKraken November 5, 2006

SIAMESE AARDVARK

When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.

"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!

by Barry Thorson August 28, 2010