aardvarking

when a person of the male species crushes psychotherapy pills and snorts them through his wiener, like a vacuum.

After sex, Amanda watched her boyfriend aardvarking.

by dj k-swerve August 28, 2012

aardvark

To be hit in the back of the head; To be clubed fatally.

We were playing Halo at chris's house, and jimmy got aardvarked.

by Como December 9, 2004

Aardvark

Slang term for an AK-47, used in Northern California and the Bay Area primarily

"The Aardvark never jams, not like those shitty Ms (M-16s)"

by Dead Rabbit September 26, 2006

Aardvarking

When a man lies on his stomach with pillows propping up his hips and a woman licks the back of his ball bag and has her nose in his ass while the guy makes noises like an anteater.

My mom walked in on me and my girlfriend aardvarking and scared my gf so bad that she sneezed in my asshole.

by md5375 March 25, 2009

aardvarks nose

when someone has a nose that is fucking huge

damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!

by mrprestwick April 19, 2005

ardvark

girls area code.. (vagina)

woww.ur ardvark is loose!!

by dhgajlghfkj;gf. March 6, 2011

Ardvarking

1: The art of eating or drinking through the nose. (The most popularly used definition).

2: The art of eating inects with your tongue as a grabber of the insects. Most likely associated with ants and small insects.

1: "OMG, you missed it! Leah was ardvarking last night, and she ardvarked three whole shrimp AND a package of root beer!'

2: "Ew, that guy over there is ardvarking... and in a public place..."

by NaihleenSyphon April 4, 2012