ASAP

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"ASAP! We must follow the North Star!"

by rQcc00n March 11, 2023

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As soon as possible

Joe: "Hey Bob, Can you send me that report by the end of the day?"

Bob: "Sure thing, Joe. I'll have it to you ASAP."

Joe: "Great, I need it to present it to the board tomorrow morning."

Bob: "No problem, I'll make sure it's done as soon as possible."

Joe: "Thanks Bob, really appreciate it."

Bob: "Not a problem, happy to help out. You'll have it ASAP"

by dwdwefewf January 20, 2023

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ASAP no Aesop

Doing something as soon as possible with as least amount of bullshit as possible.

ASAP - as soon as possible.

Aesop - fables = stories = excuses = bullshit.

Hey Henry, Lemme see you in my office. Listen, I need those reports ASAP no Aesop!

Yo man, this is bullshit! I don’t have time for nonsense. Lemme get that shit ASAP no Aesop.

by o0ill0o October 21, 2023

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ASAP

Acronym for "as soon as possible".

Frequently used in military to make someone of lower rank to complete an action.

Pronounced "A-SAP" not "A-S-A-P"

Staff Sergeant: "Go clean up your barrack ASAP! It smells worse than my @$$"
Innocent Private: "Yes S.Sgt"

by my brain is FUBAR November 22, 2018

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