Need a girlfriend blues

Can’t survive on my own.

Need a girlfriend blues. I screwed up and now she hates me. :(

by WorseThanHitler October 30, 2020

i need a girlfriend

It means that who ever is saying it has no bitches

Person a: I need a girlfriend
Person but: cause you have no bitches

by Dray98411 September 16, 2022

NeedAbe, Need-A-be

Migration from wannabe, wannabie to "Need-to-be", now being indispensable. You're NOT just wanted, you're "needed".

Linds Lohan used to be a wannaBIE until she hit stardom where she's now a NeedABe in teen films.

by Albert EYEinstein August 8, 2004

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat

When you're in dire need of more resources for an upcoming situation, eg. A night out that requires copious amounts of chemical stimulation.

Can also be used when you're in a situation where the females outnumber the males heavily.

Friend: Hey douche, we are going OUT tomorrow night and we are gonna hit it hard!

Me: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Man look at the pussy up in this place! We're gonna need a bigger boat.

by MontanaSpanner April 4, 2013

need a ride

An Australian term for sex. Normally a guy asks a gal, but in today's society, it's acceptable for either sex.

Guy: Need a ride?
Girl: Where's your car?
Guy: No, I said "need a ride?"
INTERCOURSE

by Mv2 August 20, 2016

need a biscuit

when a ridiculously twiggy person (usually female) walks by and has noassatall. (see noassatall).

ex.: "Damn, that girl need a biscuit!"

by Guit-Fiddler October 28, 2013

i need a brown

Another word for needing a shit

Hey john, il be right back, I need a brown

by Redwall1234 June 22, 2014