Gage

An absolute duche. He’s rude and never listens to his girlfriend. Also very self loving

God your boyfriend is such a Gage

by SherryTheBombGurl May 22, 2018

Gage

Gage is a dumbass who has a small dick. He says it is big, but really it is 0.0001 CM long. They say that the docters could not tell if he was a girl or boy.

Gage: Small dick

by GhostMan282 June 3, 2018

Gage

An insensitive jerk who will lead you on but never really cares about you.
Selfish, annoying, deceiving, a player.
He acts like he loves you so he can find out how to mess with your head, that way he can get you to love him whenever he's single.

girl 1: Guess what, I'm dating Gage!
girl 2: He just dumped me yesterday, how did he move on already?
girl 3: That's just how he is. Gage loves playing with girls' hearts.

by i hate gage July 13, 2011

Gage

Literal goblin

Bruh gage just became a loot goblin

by Shloot goblin May 9, 2021

gage

he's misunderstood. people judge him who have no idea what he been through.

yall better not mess with him tho he'll be the literal death of you.

those that understand him, (or at least try to) don't know wth they'd do with out him.

"ew here comes gage"
"yk he's actually really nice once you get to know him"

by Girl_to_good February 4, 2022

gage

is funny but he is mean

haha that joke was funny but i hate u gage cuz ur mean.

by bre ur sister June 11, 2019

gage

imitates mexican dads who didn’t get their morning burrito, and talks about selling kids for big macs

gage- i just want a hamburger

by sNaiL 🐌🐌 June 11, 2021