Hot Carlson

A huge steaming turd

Dan: Dude I just left a Hot Carlson in that Wendy’s bathroom.

by Dirty Mike and the Fellas September 2, 2023

Carlson

Telling the public you believe something that you actually don't.

Hey look, that guy pulled a carlson!

by Enso March 10, 2023

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

Paul carlson

Paul Carlson is 6 tall with a thick cock that doesn't compare to his enormous ego. He is proof that the size of a man's shoe is no comparison to his junk. He has a pleasurable amount of meat and girth that drives women of all types crazy.

Paul Carlson is like a bull, rock hard and fat enough to please all those heffers!

by Paul Carlson May 15, 2023

Carlson

a dashing young gentleman with a high charisma

also has a very nice taste in subway

carlson: i’m heading to subway, y’all want anything?
innocent bystander: veggie delight please
carlson: a man with class you are

by squelchnghh November 21, 2021

Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

CARLSON

6’1 darkskin dread head

Yo u see that nigga CARLSON he is so tall and has dreads and his @ on ig is @tfn.carlsonn

by Fortnite lover69 January 30, 2022