A Steve Job Pro

Similar to that of A Steve Job. A Steve Job Pro is the act of violently slamming your Macbook Pro shut on your cock mid-climax.

Guy: "Dude, my MacBook pro won't open anymore wtf?"
Dude: "It's probably because you keeping giving yourself a Steve Job Pro"

by aRTICRUS March 28, 2019

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a rim job

The easiest way to be gay with someone who ain't got a penis

"she went down on me... but it was on the other side. A rim job, she called it"

by r2h2i2t August 20, 2018

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First girl: "My man couldn't get it up last night so I just gave him a Robin Job"
Second girl: "What's that?"
First girl: You know, because when I was blowing him it looked like a Robin (i.e., a bird) trying to pull an earthworm out of its hole. Thus, a Robin Job.

by Aehster April 16, 2016

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sober as a knob job

The state of being completely free from the influence of alcohol or drugs mysteriously accompanied by a lack of desire to become intoxicated. Someone who is sober as a knob job would have no desire to drink or party and would probably go to bed at 10pm on a Saturday night.

Could also be referred to as "disgustingly sober" or "being a total fairy".

Tom: What the fuck was wrong with you last night? You wouldn't even have a beer.
Dave: I know man, for some reason I was sober as a knob job.

by Bryan R January 5, 2009

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