Howie

A cool dude, usually bi, who is very much woke and fights homophobia, biphobia and transphobia but is still pretty chill.

'That guy you met last night sounds amazing'
'Yeah, he's a real Howie'

by Here comes the hotstepper November 21, 2020

Howie

The term for a ginger / redhead of Scottish descent who wears glasses.

Gee, that ginger sure is a howie

by SillyGoofyMonkey August 12, 2023

Howie

A person who is less intelligent than an average toddler, Mentally undeveloped.

Hey man don't be a Howie. That's not smart.

by TFly9990 March 15, 2024

Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.

Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!

by Shannon Maynard May 24, 2018

Howie

An amazing blonde hair, blue eyed man. Sexy. Loving. Caring. He is a taurus and so he has a quick temper. Very direct and assertive. He gives GREAT DICK. Bends me over and rams it inside so harddd yum yum.

Howie loves cars. Specifically saabs and miatas. Ill never give up on howie because he is my one true love.

'Is that howie? Damn girl you got a good lookin man there mamas.'

'Ohhh shit look! Its Howie w the miata.'

by Tesslie February 9, 2022

Millie Howie

The Nasties hag queen. 👑💍👸💅✊

Millie Howie is so rude

by Pussykstqueen November 22, 2021

Hazardous Howie

Hazard Howie is a man that can’t control his emotions and makes drama. Is a man who sends x rated clips out to all your contacts if you reject him. A fat crybaby.

Hazardous howie is at it again if you say no to him then he’s out for revenge. Better buy him a box of tissues for all the tears in all his issues.

by Sarah Tennis- Tracy Ca June 21, 2022