Electile Dysfunction

When you cannot get turned on by a presidential candidate

Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.

by Ret;-;rd April 8, 2017

Erectile Dysfunction

When ur dick don't work

bruh he got erectile dysfunction lol

by elonmuskishot April 26, 2020

Dysfunctional

Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.

by Because_I'm_Batman January 15, 2014

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009

electile dysfunction

Failure of the general populace to vote in any given election.

Voter apathy regarding this election is certainly reflected by this year's electile dysfunction.

by memphotank November 2, 2010

Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex

I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

by Prince2011 October 14, 2011

Dysfunctional Emotional Drama

Acronym D.E.D., noun,adjective, verb, adverb: self sympathetic, individual or group, negative outlook on life, pathetic perception of the past, present and future, mental disorder, noncreative, nonproductive thinking.

I can never get anywhere in life because of those crooked politicians running the government. This is an example of dysfunctional emotional drama.

by Ron Leddy August 22, 2011