Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.
by leviathan9x May 18, 2019
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“ Because I am greedy for the sight of you. Because the prospect of facing this war, this loss, without you fills me with fear. Because I find I don’t want to fight for a future if I can’t find a way to make a future with you. “
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what do you need more? <333
“ Because I am greedy for the sight of you. Because the prospect of facing this war, this loss, without you fills me with fear. Because I find I don’t want to fight for a future if I can’t find a way to make a future with you. “
by zoyalaisgf January 17, 2022
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The act of simultaneously spamming multiple chat channels with a greeting in order to make them blink or ping, usually in the style of a wave such as o/
Then immediately go afk pretending to be on a phone call.
For it to be a true Zola, most of the chat channels should be occupied by the same people.
Seeing the multiple blinking channels, one assumes something important is going down, but its just Zola waving.
Named after the internet spaceship captain Don Zola
The act of simultaneously spamming multiple chat channels with a greeting in order to make them blink or ping, usually in the style of a wave such as o/
Then immediately go afk pretending to be on a phone call.
For it to be a true Zola, most of the chat channels should be occupied by the same people.
Seeing the multiple blinking channels, one assumes something important is going down, but its just Zola waving.
Named after the internet spaceship captain Don Zola
I logged into irc, and noticed I had 8 channels open, I totally Zola'ed them all, lighted those puppies up like a Christmas tree.
by Flinx March 4, 2010
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