zipathy

The feeling you get when you accept that you just don't care about all of the problems in the company.

Due to excess zipathy, Michelle will not be going to, or doing any, work today.

The feeling in the office today is general zipathetic

by Zipster1 May 26, 2010

zipper meat

The chunks of meat in a man's pants fly after he make the horrible mistake of zipping his penis.

Rabbi Jewski broke a Guinness world record last week when he performed his own circumcision. The zipper meat was peeled off of his pants zipper and placed in a plaque next to his Guinness plaque for the whole congregation to admire.

by Unfortunate Ted October 11, 2011

zipper chomp

Zipper Chomp zip-er, chomp After the act of urination - or other activities involving the penis - when one fastens his zipper and finds an extremity (the penis) getting caught up in the action. Zipper chomping is comparable to being bit by a crocodile. Common symptoms may include swelling, redness, severe shrieking, and even castration. Getting zipper chomped is worse than being aborted.

"Tom, what is wrong with your penis"? "Oh I got zipper chomped"

"Honey, I would much rather give birth than get zipper chomped"

"Oh you had cancer? Try getting zipper chomped"

by Sovi big red September 29, 2013

zipper goblin

An edge lord who won’t shut the fuck up about his himself while in possession of an excessive amount of zippers.

Fuck Jonothon that zipper goblin piece of shit.

by DarkFinn March 3, 2018

Zipple

The ACT of doing zip zero nothing

Kyle was doing zipple.

by Shane Hardy January 12, 2023

Zippo

1. A lighter noted for its durability.

2. The name of a Charmeleon owned by Ritchie in the Pokemon series.

1. "I just bought a Zippo; my old lighter stopped working."

2. "Zippo! Use Flamethrower!"

by ProudGinger February 12, 2009

Zipper Blasting

An act of intimacy between premarital Mormons where the two partners engage or simulate the act of having sex but where the clothes remain on so that the zippers on both partners' pants come into contact with each other.

"Where is Dave tonight?"
"He left with his girlfriend. They are probably zipper blasting back at her place."

by Craig00 February 12, 2006