wed zepplin

when a fine lady gets her man settles down and gets married then proceeds to pile on the pounds thus becoming a wed zepplin

wow Kim was fine back in the day but shes a wed zepplin now, i would'nt bone her with yours buddy

by guinnessdrinker June 8, 2009

led zepplin

its spelt led Zeppelin anyway..do your homework

"Oh wow i love led zeppelin"
(A true fan)
"Oh wow i love led zepplin"
(Naaaaa)

by stoney December 13, 2003

Head Zeppelin

A fat chick who gives head; a plumper who gives blowjobs.

When the bar closed, I took a big fat fatty home. She turned out to be a Head Zeppelin and I got a nice blowjob.

by PMax December 9, 2008

lead zeppelin

Lead Zeppelin refers to how Led Zeppelin achieved there name, when drummer Keith Moon from band, "The Who" said that they'd go down like a lead balloon (which at the time was a british expression meaning that theyd fail horribly) when asked to join the band. Led Zeppelin later took this term and used it as there name but changes the spelling to "Led" to avoid pronounciation errors.

"that'll go down like a lead balloon",
it wasnt actually Lead Zeppelin it was Lead Balloon,
and Led Zeppelin was the name of the band,

by Stan9316 May 22, 2007

Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

by donomadness December 9, 2008

white zeppelin

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.

Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?

Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.

by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011

Zeppelin

A flying vehicle that is, basically, a gigantic oval ballon filled with Helium (first Hydrogen was used but it was really dangerous so it was swithed to helium),with a passenger cabin and an engine part attached to it.
A very interesting flying device that was popular in the beginning of the 20th Century, but unfortunately, lost its popularity because it was replaced by planes, which were much faster and safer, and because of the crash of the Hindenburg Zeppelin in the 20's.

I wish I could fly once in a Zeppelin. I bet it is much more fun and luxurious than flying in a plane.

by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006