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new Zealand

Known to the world as Australias bitch
Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do
by Meerkat April 26, 2008
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new zealand

two islands, chilling out down south, above the antarctic, and with many things that quite frankly we hogged from other countries.
new zealand: fish and chips, government, tvs, all comms for that matter, medicines, architecture, BUT, we did infact invent jandles. Don't laugh.
They're cool.
by maggiesylvia October 3, 2006
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Can only be performed by a couple where either partner has breasts. Ideologically, the male holds the female suspended by one breast and her pubic hair while the female gives a blow job. While holding the female, the male shakes his arms up and down, increasing sexual stimulation and imitating the recoil from a Gatling gun.
Brianca and i performed the Franco-New Zealand Gatling Gun while watching full metal jacket.
by the franco-nz gatling gun June 25, 2009
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New Zealand

New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution.
New Zealand is a country for the rich and wealthy first. What is presented is false. The welfare state is residual and under almost constant attack from right wingers. There is a pervasive feel of self-interest and greed im NZ. A smug self satisfaction is evident. Many of the wealthy live in elite suburbs, for instance, in Christchurch, Merivale or Fendalton. New Zealand has no written constitution. The most important statutory rights are found in the unentrenched New Zealand Bill of Rights Act 1990. These so-called rights have been overridden many times by various NZ Parliaments. As such, some have referred to NZ an a 'elective dictatorship'or "thin" democracy. It certainly lacks the rights of Canada. Canada having the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. New Zealand is a great nation 'if' you are rich, if not, watch out
by xvg November 4, 2006
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New Zealand

While standing behind a waterfall, positioning one's erect phallus to where it is visible on the other side of a waterfall.
"Have you ever stood behind a waterfall and stuck your dick through it?" ... "It's a little thing I like to call New Zealand" (Avidan, Leigh Daniel, "Sonic Adventure DX: Monkey Business - PART 4 - Game Grumps." YouTube, co-host Arin Hanson, Jul 22, 2015)
by Jabborwak September 28, 2017
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New Zealand

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand
by imgay13469 July 25, 2021
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Old Zealand

a state in Netherlands
yes, THAT IS OLD ZEALAND
Guy 1: If there is a New Zealand, where is old zealand
Guy 2: its in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 23, 2022
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