your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

by alittlestreetgurl March 31, 2004

Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 7, 2006

your mom

a phrase you can respond to anything with

Bailey: This test looks easy
Destiny: Your mom looks easy

by jayhauk1 May 7, 2016

your mom

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by yourmom❤️ January 13, 2022

your mom

(n) The woman of whom you were raised by when you were in your younger ages.

Tim: "Who prepared this delicate meal?"
Mom of Tim: "Your mom"

by rolling-on-the-floor-giggling December 10, 2022

Your mom

Something idiots say when they have no good comeback

When asked who his favorite porn star was, he said 'Your Mom'

by MicTheLawl June 10, 2014