yoked

To get grabbed or pulled in a jerk like manor by the neck or arm causing an almost whiplash like motion.

He tried to run away with my money but I yoked his ass.

Some dude got yoked out of his car in traffic by a nigga named darrell.

by Charley Sciascia May 19, 2006

Yolker

One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult

"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."

by ckyuteee March 18, 2009

yoked

Excessively over-built musculature.

As in... Christopher Bates.

by MRN February 24, 2004

Yorked

Getting screwed by York University.

"Just got my exam schedule, I am royally Yorked."

by "Wrong" - Donald Trump December 5, 2016

equally yoked

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.

I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!

by Dimegirl May 19, 2018

Yonked

When you get beyond fucked up.

Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!

by BigYonker November 16, 2015

Yocked

Big and buff; having muscles that are visually protruding out of the skin; swoll; being so big that people look at you and the first thing they think is, damn that guy is big

"Woah broseph, did you peep that nip slip on that piece of tail over there?"
"Nah homeboy, I was too busy thinking how I wanna look like her yocked boyfriend. If I get yocked like him, I'll be able to see nips of that nature on the reg."

by Wyze May 12, 2016