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One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult
"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."
Yolker by ckyuteee March 18, 2009
Excessively over-built musculature.
As in... Christopher Bates.
yoked by MRN February 24, 2004
Getting screwed by York University.
"Just got my exam schedule, I am royally Yorked."
Yorked by "Wrong" - Donald Trump December 5, 2016

equally yoked 

Two people together as a couple equal in looks.
I would never date a girl unless we were equally yoked!
equally yoked by Dimegirl May 19, 2018
When you get beyond fucked up.
Greg: Yo Brad what'd you do this weekend?

Brad: Bro I got so yonked this weekend I fucked a donkey!
Yonked by BigYonker November 16, 2015
Big and buff; having muscles that are visually protruding out of the skin; swoll; being so big that people look at you and the first thing they think is, damn that guy is big
"Woah broseph, did you peep that nip slip on that piece of tail over there?"
"Nah homeboy, I was too busy thinking how I wanna look like her yocked boyfriend. If I get yocked like him, I'll be able to see nips of that nature on the reg."
Yocked by Wyze May 12, 2016