yarnage

1. The damage that a Yarn Crawl does to your credit card.
2. What's left of the yarn store after a tour bus of marauding knitters and crocheters shows up for an impromptu Yarn Crawl.

Those biddies came in last weekend from upstate, and did some serious yarnage to the store--call the suppliers, we need to restock!

by jayteeminton January 26, 2009

Yarn monkey

A male individual who holds the skein of yarn for the woman he loves while she knits or crochets.

Look a that yarn monkey. He must really love her...

by Tullie November 18, 2011

yarn weave

Generally meaning a "African American" with very thick definite hair that looks like yarn your grandmother uses when knitting and such like that.

Person: 1 Hey man, did you see Farnaquisha's hair? That shit looks like a ball of old ass yarn, the "yarn weave"
Person: 2 Yea homie, honestly she needs to get that fixed and stop tapping yarn to her head saying "Weave on fleek".

by NoLoveForFatKids December 17, 2014

yarn barf

When you are knitting or crocheting (or any other yarn related art) and the yarn you are using becomes a tangled mess that must be untangled to continue on with your project.

I would have had this sweater finished, but I kept having to untangle yarn barf which took up alot of time.

by Bunches McGuinty January 19, 2018

yarncrow

When you get drunk and are a menace to society, a headass.

Dude Peyton is such a yarncrow right now.

by Strepdick69 May 24, 2021

yarnwall

The act of getting ignored by Yarn

"I messaged Yarn to play the other day but got yarnwalled..."

by korean shuffle September 5, 2023

A yarnall

A yarnall is the act of pretending you are gay so you can get girl best mates and when you go to the girlie sleepover you drug them and rape them all and the wont remember a thing in the morning

Oh yeah i pulled a yarnall on them girls last night!

by redblue06 September 12, 2009