You would say that

A common saying said after anyone says anything anywhere.
I'm going to eat right now.

Response: You would say that...

I gotta take a piss, hold up.

Response: You would say that.

I'm going to class.

Response: You would say that...

You would say that wouldn't you?

Response: You would say that.
by Foong123 March 30, 2009
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A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.
insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.
by pussypopstar August 02, 2022
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When a manchild gets heavily offended by a 9-year-old's comment. Most famously coined by the Twitch streamer "Ninja" when he took the bait of a little kid in-game.
Ninja shoots 9-year-old
9-year-old: "aw fuck u faggot"
Ninja: "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT?"
9-year-old: "HA U RAGE XD"
Ninja: "FUCJKCJXGVIOKFDJGOIKDSMGFKL;SDMFLS"
by That random guy thing December 02, 2018
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says you

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical
Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"
by GutNose November 19, 2014
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says you

A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.
Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"
by Rob Jurman May 11, 2004
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You Were Saying

When a person is either instantly proven wrong, or is exposed for hypocrisy, you can expect someone to say this to them.
"Hey, there's an old lady getting mugged. Let's go help her."

"Are you kidding me? She doesn't need help."

"No way is a grandma gonna fend off a robber! There's an unfair age gap!"

*WHACK*
"...You were saying?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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