Yoinked

When you take something swiftly and in a quick manor

Guy1: yo bro did you fuck the other night

Guy2: ye bro of course

Guy1: nice what was she like?
Guy2: oh it was her fist time

Guy1: oh
Guy2: ye she was like 13 I YOINKED her virginity

Guy1: and your probably gonna get yoinked on to a register, see ya later

by IJustThrewYaNan November 18, 2019

Yoink

To take an item from someone that may or may not belong to you.

I yoinked the doughnut from the cop.

by J money March 7, 2004

Yoink

Yoink: a word of many applications

1. A replacement for yeet

2. The physical body movement made when playing the trombone.
3. Describing having sex

4. Scream "yoink" after u do something super savage :P
5. Put it literally anywhere it sounds good.

1. ~throws a bunch of garbage on a homeless man~
Me: YOINK

2. "Damn, did you see that Mozart concert last night? Those mans really know how to yoink that trombone."
3. "Yeah I yoinked Whethan and he ate my ass."
4. "Kenzie, I just fucked your brother. Yoink!"
5. I gotta yoink tf out of here before the police come

by clammyclit October 9, 2018

Yoink

To steal an item from right under the other person's nose and saying "YOINK" when committing theft. Please note that you will need a yoinker's licence successfully do this.

I 'Yoinked the kid's pencil.

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

Yoink

Something being pulled aggressively off someone or something.

Did you see that girl's weave? It went Yoink!

by Datchicken7890 July 14, 2019

Yoink

A term used to express emotions, like happiness. Also sometimes used for just random times

“Yoo you wanna hangout?”

“Yoink, why not?”

by Broski_brodyn July 8, 2019

Yoinked

When you smack someone so hard their eyes start watering

“Damn dude she Yoinked the shit outta him”

by A-money14 March 25, 2019