ya mum 

ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep
-ya mum

ya mum by Samdawg December 26, 2008

ya mum 

Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"

ya mum by sunnybunch May 4, 2003

ya mum 

ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet

ya mum!
ya mum ya dad ya gran and ya pet ha!

ya mum by Beelzebe April 1, 2004

ya mum 

Mitchell's mum

I seen ya mum playing soccer bare foot with a medicine ball in Tasmania

ya mum by Anonymous August 11, 2003

ya mum 

it normally means yo momma

"yo girl is a butta-face ass hoe". "FUCK YOU NIGGA YA MUM".

ya mum by yayareahottie September 4, 2005

ya mum 

scalli/townie phrase, used as an insult.

YA NO U, YUR SCUM OF ERF, SCUM OF ERF I SAY. YA MUM! - scallism at max.

ya mum by lucy schofield and ageliki varelis July 3, 2004

ya mum 

Ya mum is a term commonly used by human beings for several humorous reasons.... The first of which can be dated back to the year of 1874 and is exactly this...

REASON 1: You are a retard and have nothing more intelligent to say at this moment.

REASON 2: You're a funny kunt(or so you believe) and think you're smart.

REASON 3: YOUR MUM
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See what I did there? I was(am) actually too drunk to Write anything decent as reason 3 because I am beyond thinking at this current time.

ya mum is a stone cold fox

ya mum by The Master of May 13, 2008