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Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.
George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
by R. Lemon March 11, 2008
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Wrecked On The Deck

To get shittered/drunk while sitting on a deck or a wood platform.
Lets get wrecked on the deck this weekend
Are we going to Centennial Park to get wrecked on the deck this weekend?
Im Wrecked on the deck
by gord downie2 December 17, 2008
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Wrecked

When one has been resoundingly defeated in a physical confrontation that one initiated, typically a confrontation that they thoroughly expected to win; when one has suffered physically in such a way that both their bodies and their pride were severely injured.
Did you hear about the fight that broke out in the lunchroom yesterday? A football player threw a punch at a wimp who was hitting on his sister, but it turned out that the little guy could throw one hell of a punch. Long story short, the jock got wrecked!
by Pizkwat May 20, 2015
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Riggedy-riggedy wrecked

The art of getting “Riggedy-riggedy wrecked” originally came from the show Rick and Morty but can be used in every day life just as it is used on the show.

It can often make your conversation sound better instead of saying that you’re about to destroy not just your liver, but also your life
Friend: You wanna get fucked up this weekend?
Me: Yeah bro, lets get Riggedy-riggedy wrecked, son!!!
by BigPiece McGee October 28, 2017
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rickity rickity wrecked

What one of the main protagonist (Rick) of the TV series Rick and Morty does at a party
Summer: well then, why do you party granpa Rick ?
Rick: to get rickity rickity wrecked son !!!
by 413 trash November 9, 2015
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Pre-wrecked Car

A pre-wrecked car is the ideal first car for a teenage boy, to be bought by his parents for his graduation. Since it has been demolished and nearly totaled it will be very safe for him to drive until he can afford a real car. Nobody will want to even drive close to him because they will think he is a dangerous driver just from the look of the car.
When Zit's parents presented him with his Pre-wrecked Car, Zit said :"I will not be caught dead driving that thing", to which his parents answered:"Exactly, you will not be dead in this car since it does not go over 35 miles an hour, another good feature of a "pre-wrecked car". His parents also added :"nobody will get close to this car, only a brand spanking new one is targeted for accidents".
by llamacat88 April 21, 2012
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train wrecked

Getting penetrated by 3 or more guys.
"Damn bro did you hear about that girl?"
"Jamie? Yeah bro she got train wrecked by the whole football team!”
by beyonceovoxo May 30, 2015
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