The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
by WiseOldSilverback October 04, 2016
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The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
by TheTrojan April 03, 2020
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Angry woodpecker

When a couple is having sex in the woods, the man pulls out and quickly shoves a pinecone back inside the woman.
Man i was fuckin this chick in the woods and she asked me for an angry woodpecker.
by Trebleflag September 01, 2020
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Woodpecking

Synonym for a Blow-job.
A dick is referred to as 'wood' and 'pecking' is kissing.
I got such a great woodpecking from that beautiful woman last night, it was crazy.
by Greeneyed_energyvampire April 02, 2023
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Woodpecking

Where a strap-on is worn on the head in order to penetrate their sexual partner.
Michelle: Barack tried woodpecking on me last night, now he has whiplash!
by Russel bennet February 01, 2017
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Woodpecking

/ˈwo͝odˌpekər/
verb
1. The act of teasing a partner with repeated kisses on the tip of their dick to increase arousal;
2. Using the tip of the dick to tease the arousal of a partner by touching it near their genitalia, but not penetrating.
by ArraySlays March 27, 2022
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Woodpecker Tongue Brain

When a hard cock is shoved so far into a mouth that the recipient has the sensation that it is wrapping around their brain.
"Johnny Big Dick got so into the head I was giving him last night that he gave me woodpecker tongue brain!"
by kikilele November 28, 2021
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