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Woodpecker

The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.
Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!
by Wolverines53 November 3, 2019
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The Woodpecker

Where the woman’s lies down and prepares to receive oral sex. The man must possess a rather bulbous boxers snot of a nose. The man then must drilling the woman’s gee with his nose like an impact driver. That is the art of the woodpecker
I gave my woman the woodpecker and now she’s walking like someone with polio
by TheTrojan April 3, 2020
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Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched
Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!
by LoonStock June 28, 2023
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Woodpecker

When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.
Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.
by drylipspuckerlips June 23, 2018
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Woodpecker

I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!

Your girl is a woodpecker!
by BandoBenji June 5, 2020
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Woodpecker

A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking
Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss
by Tiny_dancer86 March 22, 2022
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Woodpecker

Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.
by Grim Seper November 4, 2022
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