jared wood

somthing that is very stupid but not gay

Gavin: hey did you do your homework for chemistry
Remi: of course! who do you think i am. Jared wood?

by MexiWHITE November 26, 2010

Oliver Wood

gryffindor's quidditch captain who also happens to be hot as fuck but no one says anything about that

girl with eyes:"have you seen Oliver Wood?"

blind girl:"yeah girl he's ugly"
girl with eyes:"are you fucking serious? hes fine as fuck get the fuck out bitch"

by that b1atch November 29, 2020

Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Mormon wood

Having a boner and not being able to do anything about it

Joe Smith had some really bad mormon wood in class

by Azncraft November 9, 2015

kim woodburn

An expert cleaner and reality TV legend who's best known for the TV show How Clean is Your House? and Celebrity Big Brother.

Person 1: Kim Woodburn is a living legend

by RockyG101 February 4, 2017

Oiling the wood

To masteurbate using oil as a lubricant

last night I got out the baby oil and spent the night oiling the wood

by the_wrangler February 21, 2009

Hawiian Woodchipper

Take a handfull of watermelon seeds, shove it down a girls loose ass, and when she farts and it comes out like a woodchiipper.

Hey tiki just did the Hawiian WoodChipper

by Kurwamach June 17, 2010