woody

a badass nickname. i.e Hard Wood, Woodstock, Mr. Wood, Woodson, woodrow

Dude! I heard that kid woody is here!

by dh woodyy February 9, 2012

Woody Allen Incest

The creepy act of getting into a relationship with a "step" or distant member of your family, such as a stepchild, second cousin, or "stepcousin". This type of behavior is not illegal, but definitely creepy. Named after Woody Allen, who married his ex girlfriend's adopted child. (Arguably if not definitely his stepchild.)

Mark: Hey I wanna hook up with Sarah, she's my uncle's stepchild, but that doesn't make us biologically family!
Joe: That's Woody Allen Incest! And fucking disgusting. Even though I'd plow her hard.

by NemoHavok June 18, 2009

pop a woody

To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.

Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!

by xXiDarkness November 1, 2013

wodychuk

a little tongue on tongue action between a native and a flames fan

oh hey. its block party. did you see that wodychuk action? Yea, bro, totally tongue on tongue love

by yer muddah May 1, 2010

hoody for the woody

Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.

guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."

by the man with the hoody's December 9, 2008

Wordy Dirty

An affirmative statement, similar to word.

Person A: Would you like to accompany me to the Darbanville's Ball?

Person B: Wordy dirty.

by lolcedricwut March 19, 2010

Wordyworm

Someone who diverts attention from the core point in an argument by taking offence or paying excessive attention to the individual words used.

It's similar to the strawman fallacy.

This tactic is quite effective in that the person making the original point becomes distracted and usually ends up forgetting or relinquishing their core argument because they end up addressing the wordworm's objections.

Protagonist:, I think you need to understand why I'm feeling a little upset about (insert issue here). Can you allow me to explain?
Wordyworm: What? you're saying I'm stupid? That I don't understand?

by D Nijjar January 31, 2019