wordshitter

A person who claims to be so Incredibly articulate as to be capable of shitting words and phrases in perfect form, alongside the subtle implication that they are a bullshit artist.

Of course she is amazing, she may be the greatest wordshitter who has ever lived!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2019

the woods are burning

An exclamation of alarm, horror, or befuddlement. Typically reserved for English classes and bookstores.

"Arthur Miller's dead? The woods are burning!"

or

"That was a picture of a man nipple? THE WOODS ARE BURNING!"

by alexthepagan September 30, 2008

stop not publishing my words

Bruh stop

Emily “Dude Urban Dictionary won’t publish any of my definitions!”
Sasha “I know right! STOP NOT PUBLISHING MY WORDS!”

by jacobsaggypatties October 10, 2019

Woodstock

one of the biggest friggin concerts ever. over a million hippies all in the same place. probably the biggest pot cloud ever. you could walk into the crowd sober, wearing a t-shirt, shorts, and sneakers and come out red-eyed stoned, wearing a poncho, beads/peace sign necklace, bell bottoms, and sandals. and jimi hendrix played there, too.

"Woodstock's the name of a bird in the Peanuts comics, too"

by Tommy F. September 22, 2005

Wordshaker

Someone who twists words. Coined by UK pop group The Saturdays.

Jason is such a wordshaker!

by fais54 October 2, 2009

Woodstock High School

A school which was unfortunately opened in 1996 and has possibly the highest number of sexual violations (many involving staff) in the Metro Atlanta area. From coaches banging cheerleaders to various forms of sexual harassment from the teachers, to girls sending pictures of their tits to their boyfriends (which then seem to somehow spread around the entire school), it's safe to say that Woodstock High School is a walking STD.

Typical conversation at Woodstock High School-

Guy 1- "Dude, did you see Victoria's tits?"

Guy 2- "Psh, that pair spread around two weeks ago... I got Shayli's on my phone now"

by SvenAlexander July 21, 2010

fightin' words

An insult or insults that are sufficiently offensive to the insulted person that he/she becomes angry enough to start throwing punches.

Person 1: Too bad your mama didn't drown you when you were born, you worthless nigger/kike/camel jockey/bitch/cracker/gook/insert chosen offensive word(s) here!
Person 2: I'm gonna beat your ass! Them's fightin' words!

by Evil Tim June 18, 2004