witherwanded

Impotent or limpdicked.

Durwood is about as witherwanded as is possible without actually toting it around in a pickle jar.

by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

witherage

The age at which one begins to wither. Exactly which age this is varies broadly between individuals, and is subject to genes, environmental and lifestyle factors.

Andy, you're 35 now - isn't it time to think about saving for your fast-approaching witherage?

by Andy Sword November 6, 2010

witherful

Unexplainable beauty; love beyond rationality.

Nick: When I look up at the night sky and can't distinguish the stars from constellations, I get kind of emotional.
Emm: I know it is kind of gay, but I feel the same way too.

Nick: The cosmos are so witherful.

by nicknamelastname February 19, 2019

withers

The food that accompanies the main substance of a meal, ie. the veg or chips etc. Similar to afters.

"We're having chicken for tea, what do you want for withers?"

by Phil Kirwan January 24, 2008

Wither

sexy NS player

Wither is seksi

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

withering heights

phrasal noun. Used to describe men who are so horribly afraid of heights that their penis withers.

I went with my brother to go bungee jumping but I just couldn't do it. I had a mad case of withering heights.

by CamilleMec December 1, 2007

reese witherspoon

A gorgeous down to earth brilliant actress who was married to a man who looked more feminine than she did and who also did not deserve her

Ryan Phillipe divorced Reese Witherspoon because she won an oscar and he was'nt man enough to handle it.

by juiice February 10, 2007