eat my ass with that weak shit

When someone tells you something so fucking preposterous that you just have to set them straight.

Idiot: Yo you wanna go eat a gluten & Dairy free vegan muffin with me?
Boy: You better eat my ass with that weak shit.

by Dat Hero November 17, 2016

do you want fries with that?

A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.

Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"

by Christiaan Hendriksen September 11, 2006

Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?

When you work at a fast food restaurant, if a foxy chick orders a milkshake, you are supposed to ask, "Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?"

"Would you like a large fry to go with that shake?" means "Would you like me to cram my peter into that sexy little body of yours?"

by Peter Crammer August 1, 2006

Need some Vagisil with that?

Sarcastic remark said to a whiny bro to get him to shut up by implying he is being a giant VAGINA.

Dan: I lost my 3 legged dog Skippy, then QT was out of hot dogs, my Nintendo 64 remote broke......

Eric: dude, need some vagisil with that?

by Hellcat Lauren April 25, 2011

Can I get fries with that

A stupid question to ridicule a stupid offer, like a pushy salesperson, like they're working at a fast food drive up window...as opposed to "bite me, Biach"

She wanted me to fuck her, but I just asked her, "Can I get fries with that?"

by NWA10000 January 15, 2015

GET OUTTA MA FACE WITH THAT STUFF

O phrase often used by black people, or niggrous apeious, to express desire for the other party to shut the fuck up...as it were, or to express shock and awe at the previous statement, or simply to ask the other person to leave.

Jamal: Yo Bitch, you fat!
Bitch: GET OUTTA MA FACE WITH THAT STUFF

Tyrone: Hey mamma! We all outta arange soda
Mamma: GET OUTTA MA FACE WITH THAT STUFF!!!!

by Bob lob Law December 3, 2006

Would you like some jet with that lag?

A phrase, analogous to "Would you like some cheese with that whine?" for obvious reasons.

Instead, it is used when there is rampant lagging as opposed to rampant whining in the original. Can be used when a player is lagging, when a server is lagging, etc.

Coined by the massively awesome AresNAries

Observant player #1: Wow, you're seizuring all over the map! Would you like some jet with that lag?

Observant player #2: Jesus, everyone's ping is over 700! Would anyone like some jet with this lag?
Admin: *ban*

by GmodOwnage June 14, 2007