Wishboning

The act of two gentlemen inserting erect penis' into the same orifice may it be A, V or Nostril in a parallel fashion (side by side). They will then shuffle away from each other slowly until one member slips (or 'Boings') out.

The one that remains burrowed makes a wish.

oh well! why fight over one hole lets just do some wishboning!

by Enya J January 12, 2012

Wishboner

Males fantasizing and wishing they could have sexual contact with another male or female resulting in a boner.

Dude, Alexis just walked by and I popped a major wishboner.

by XxRIFExX August 17, 2010

Wishboning

When two men fight over the same girl a la the wishbone at Thanksgiving dinner. Whoever breaks off the bigger piece wins and the loser goes home, wishing he was the one boning her.

John and Steve were wishboning over Bethany last night.

by Elder Morgan April 29, 2012

wishbones

A part of the anatomy of chickens and other fowls which, because of their singular presence in the body of those animals, and remarkable shape, were considered 'lucky' and one could hold one leg of the wishbone and another person hold the other and pull while making a wish. The person left with the bigger piece supposedly gets their wish fulfilled.

There was a novelty song in the 1940's with the line, beans have no wishbones, chiddi-buck-choo. It was very silly and that silliness caused me to remember it from my largely misspent childhood. Indeed, beans, not being animals, have no bones at all, let alone wishbones.

by FlesticleBoy August 19, 2019

wish bone

sexual reference to a woman, referencing the similarity between a woman with her legs spread open alluringly to receive her lover and a chicken wish bone.

She is my wish bone, and I love her.

by skeeta faithful April 3, 2011

wishboning

Same as "scissoring" except it involves two old ladies. The shape,smell, and brittleness of the lower bodies resemble that of Thanksgiving wishbones.

While at the retirement home, Henry witnessed two hot gilfs wishboning in the suana.

by blue magoo December 16, 2007

Wishboning

Scissoring with your boy with your dicks pressed together side by side. Wrapping both of your dicks snugly together with Saran wrap and then trying to escape without using your hands.

My dick is raw after spending all night wishboning with the boys.

by The Hed April 9, 2021