cuddy wifter

A left-handed person. Old English slang.

He's not right-handed, he's a cuddy wifter.

by junky January 31, 2005

WikiToots

A beautiful, charming, crazy, nerdy girl. Sucks at Facebook games though.

Check her out, she's such a WikiToots - smart and sexy as hell.

by caffeine_deprived August 11, 2010

Wifette

n., (slang, sexual slur); derived from "wifey," formerly "wife."

1) a wife, traditionally female, who is smaller than most humans in stature. 2) a Polish hooker. 3) term for wife used by not-so-ghetto Americans. 4) one who puts the "ette" in wife.

I was driving one day near Gdansk. My wifette looked up at me and said, "Wanna fuck me in a field?"

by MrWebsterHimself December 14, 2010

wifi gangster

Someone who pretends to be bad-ass on the internet but is actually a bitch in real life

This is something a Wifi Gangster would do:
On the internet* 1v1 me Irl
The next day* Runs away and continues to bm

by Floorfan May 5, 2015

Wificry

When you were in the middle of something really important whether it be a paper, video, text, even a book and the wifi goes out. It's that little cry that comes out when it goes out and it's terrifying because you don't want to call any of the wifi guys, go to Starbucks to steal wifi or wait it out and pray that it comes back.

"Omg the wifi went out!!!-wificry--"

by Panic! At the references! October 25, 2016

Louie WiFi

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group

Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao

by TacticalGubbins November 2, 2019

wifing

when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.

1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?

by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009