when pigs paint

A variation on “when pigs fly,” a phrase used to indicate that something is never going to happen.

I will cast my vote for the Mobster in Chief when pigs paint!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

When the imposter is sus😳

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Friend 1: when the imposter is sus😳
Friend 2: why am I friends with a fucking unfunny ass cunt

by Blacknibbaballshd April 14, 2021

When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.

“When I flex I feel my best” -kel

by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021

When the egg is fresh baked

"eggs are tasty. the egg could be a sunny-side up, hard boiled, scrambled, etc. if the egg is fresh baked, i will do a dance with my friends on top of the british flag with my man, plumpous"

-Tahan

Oh wow! A beautiful egg! When the egg is fresh baked, I will do a dance!

by RickRollin with Slim Shady February 10, 2022

its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off

The sentence most unique and interesting said by the most famous character in all fiction, Spongebob, in the video called "The Bikini Bottom Flood". This tragic statement is said by Spongebob after being asked by Patrick about "What a Die is?"

Patrick: What's a Die?
Spongebob: Its when you die and your dead and your body parts come off
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by The SexiestDudeYouKnow February 22, 2019

gen when

gen when, short for ‘genuinely when’ can be used in 2 ways;

1. in the instance where the joke ‘when… did I ask’ is overused and so one needs to clarify that they are seriously asking when something happened, and to for-warn that are not about to ‘when’ someone.

2. as a double bluff or extension of ‘when did I ask’

‘My class was so boring today’

‘Gen when?’

by trishywakeup September 13, 2023

kick a man when he's down

(v.) To kick a man when he's down is to attack at the persons weakest moment. It defies the gentlemanly code of ethics, and does detract from reputation. Used literally or figuratively, it still has pretty much the same meaning.

I never kick a man when he'd down; stamping on his head is easier!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004