Beta Welding

When someone skips multiple gym sessions they learn how to beta weld. Only the biggest beta bitches who skip gym can learn this

“Haven’t you had 4 rest days in a row now?”
“Yes I’ve been beta welding”

by Alpha Male/God69 July 1, 2021

Skeet weld

The act of using ones seminal fluid as an adhesive.

Bro, see that chick over there? Eric told me he skeet welded her to his bed last night.

by Matt_DII August 3, 2016

God's Weld

The seam that travels down the middle of the ballsack and to the asshole.

Dude my gooch has been itching all day!

You're gooch? Man that's God's Weld!

by DatSasquatch January 1, 2022

welding midget

A small man welding working for A N Fab.

Did you see that small guy at A an Fab, he is a welding midget

by The UK BIG G June 21, 2018

sack weld

When it is so hot and sticky that your nut sack is hard welded to the side of your leg that it requires a pry bar and a full on split to separate them.

Dude i was in New Orleans this summer and the sack weld was so bad it tore the hair off my legs.

by Cmf1971 July 22, 2018

soap weld

A soap weld is the product of combining one bar of soap with another with the use of water and hand pressure.

The bar of soap was worn down to a tub skipping stone so I soap welded it to the new bar. Now my showers smell like sandalwood and irish spring.

by FrankThunderdome January 30, 2019

Woodwick Welding

When two males wish to engage in an act of intimate solidarity, they gently submerge the tips of their penises in melted candle wax and then connect them to each other, allowing the wax to dry and create a tip-to-tip bond that may physically last only moments, but metaphorically will last a lifetime.

When the brothers discovered their mutual love of scented candles, they decided to strengthen the nature of their relationship and engage in the time honored and sacred ritual of woodwick welding.

by wendalo32 December 8, 2020