wine wednesday

An excuse to drink too much wine on a Wednesday and Instagram it without feeling like an alcoholic

"Hey what are you doing tonight?"

"Ummm Wine Wednesday with my betches of course!!!!" #classy#girlsnightout

by Mikeyninja April 26, 2014

wednesday 13

Singer Joseph Poole, Born 1976.
Known as Wednesday 13
Was originally In 'Maniac Spider Trash'
Also in 'Frankenstein Drag Queens from Planet 13'
Also in 'Murderdolls' ( firstly known as 'The Rejects' )
Also in 'Wednesday 13'
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Great singer
Long black hair/some dreaded
lip piercing/Right eyebrow piercing
tattoos on both arms
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Songs include alot of content about Cliche horror movies
Heroes - Vincent Price ( old horror movie star )

Wednesday 13 is one of the greatest singers this world has known

by Jonny Bush May 22, 2007

Wednesday Waitress

A girl that is not very attractive (of uninspiring beauty, plain jane). Unsuitable for working as a waitress on Friday or Saturday.

Person A: Did you see that girl?

Person B: What Girl?
Person A: Nevermind, Wednesday waitress.

by Adamorals May 27, 2009

Wednesday Trim

A Wednesday trim is when you trim your pubes on a Wednesday in anticipation of getting lucky on the weekend.

It is important to trim on a Wednesday because it gives you time to grow a little stubble, and get rid of the razor burn so it doesn't look like you shaved just for the weekend.

Person 1: "Dude my ex girlfriend is coming over Friday, should I shave the pubes before she comes?"

Person 2: "Bro, you should go with the Wednesday Trim, that way she knows you didn't shave just for her."

by team este April 10, 2009

Gay Wednesday

A weekly tradition where guys who play volleyball slap each other’s asses and act significantly more gay around each other.

Liam: Hey man, it’s gay Wednesday

Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.

Liam: Go right ahead.

by Ohm1224 April 7, 2019

Hash Wednesday

When you smoke hash on wednesday.

"Its Wednesday, so let's smoke some hash." Hash Wednesday. I am catholic and I also acknowledge Ash Wednesday.

by David Hashelhoff January 10, 2014

weepy wednesday

Follows suicide tuesday,A strong side effect of the drug xtc is a depletion of endorphins which can cause severe depression, fatigue,and hopelessness.

It is the need to cry at everything no matter how small.

k was reading a circular e-mail asking for donations for poor children in work and felt like bursting into tears, managing to just see past the walls of tears that were building....remembering its just the drugs... weepy wednesday

by Sally Martin August 25, 2006