Wedding Walker 

A rude person, or persons (wedding walkers) that leave in the middle of a wedding ceremony or reception due to a poor attitude toward the event.
Or, with the intention of making a scene when they arrived to ruin a happy occasion.

Did you see those people leaving the reception abruptly after complaining about the seating arrangements? Oh yeah, they are Wedding Walkers. They probably planned to anyway.

Wedding Walker by Johnny Bats December 13, 2012

Wedding guy 

wedding guys a group of single guys who attend a wedding just looking for a good time

Dave the wedding guys are moving near your sister.

Wedding guy by Lew2016 October 24, 2016

Wedding Mouse 

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

Wedding Mouse by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021

Wedding Speech Game 

At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.

Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!

Wedding Speech Game by matrixbadger July 27, 2009

Wedding Speech 

The one chance for those of us who are... relationship impaired... to finally get some attention at a wedding.

Bob: Wow, Ali's really good at wedding speeches.
Sally: I know right! It's a wonder she's never had her own wedding!

Wedding Speech by anonymous4070 May 18, 2018

Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

Wedding noose by Richter ass June 29, 2011

wedding pussy

Sex with girls you meet at a wedding.

From one male wedding guest to another, with a twinkle in his eye: "Doesn't any of this wedding pussy tempt you?"

wedding pussy by ThatsWhatSheSaid79 April 15, 2010