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bipolar weather

Weather that changes dramatically from day to day.
dude 1--Man its hard to get used to the bipolar weather here in Kansas. Yesterday it was colder than a witch's tittie and today its nicer than hell.

dude 2--Love it today cause tomorrow itll rain.
by tony oats February 4, 2008
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Fair Weather Patriot

Someone who waxes philosophical about being Patriotic but would never actually join the Military and put their ass on the line for anything. To the Fair Weather Patriot simply voting and paying taxes is enough.
Fair Weather Patriot: (Singing Lee Greenwood) "And I'd gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today!"

Military Guy: (Interrupting) "Hey man you know we've been at war for like ten years now right? Why haven't you stood up next to me and defended her still today like the song says?"

Fair Weather Patriot: "I do my part -- I vote and pay my taxes."
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Chamber of Commerce Weather

Any type of sunny weather that would attract visitors to your city. In Atlanta, that means 65 degrees and sunny on a Saturday in February.
We had a client team come in from Detroit on Friday, and due to the Chamber of Commerce weather, they just wanted to go to Park Tavern and drink all afternoon.
by IrishMike February 19, 2008
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Weather Martyr

A person who sacrifices warmth in extremely cold weather to remain stylish.
Person 1: Dude, that guy is a total weather martyr.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: He's wearing a leather jacket, blue French shirt, blue jeans, and converses in sub-zero temperatures. He is freezing his nuts off to look good rather than putting on a real jacket.
by Jonathan S. Tuttle January 4, 2010
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Weather-Confused Hoe

A girl who comes to school on a normal basis wearing a hoodie sweatshirt, booty shorts, and Uggs.
Guy 1: Look at that chick! Her clothes are for way too many different season!
Guy 2: Must be a weather-confused hoe.
by Oyashiro-sama October 8, 2010
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Weather Thot

A weather girl hired specifically for her sex appeal. Only kept on the show because she attracts male viewers. Always has an absurdly large ass that she shows off by wearing tight dresses.
Mike: Why are you watching the news? We can get the weather on our phones.
Dave: I know, but I can't stop staring at this weather thot.
by Noclip858 May 23, 2021
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weather for two

A moment of wanting your bf or gf to come to you in a room for sex usually in cold and moody weather
It Is weather for two today
by Maya dela Rosa February 24, 2022
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