Wattpad

An app filled with hormonal 12 year-old girls, who claim they're all bisexual, that simp over their favourite celebrities and/or anime characters by reading cringey fanfiction.

They also make their own "books"
(Which is also fanfiction), which turn out to be dog shit and barely readable.

Julie: "Hey, Betty! Have you seen the new Junkook fanfiction book?"

Betty: "Julie, stop reading fanfiction and uninstall Wattpad, please. You're addicted. We've talked about this."

by SleekRainbow July 4, 2020

Wattpad Boy

A wattpad boy has sharp features and more often than not, chiseled abs. They usually have dark hair and an edgy but sexy aesthetic. Almost always a musician or artist.

Can be found working at a restaurant or coffee shop with the main female love interest. He radiates confidence, even if he isn't aware of it. His playful smirks with a raised eyebrow are just part of his alluring charm.

In conclusion hot af and a little mysterious

"Alex doesn't know how hot he is, hes such a wattpad boy"

"He's so freaking talented and nonchalant! He's literally a wattpad boy"

by Thisrighthereisstrange December 1, 2021

Wattpad

A reading/writing website meant for people all around the world to share their stories but instead is mostly used to read/write erotic, gay, fan fiction that preteen girls secretly masterbate to. Almost all the writers are half decent except for the unpopular, literate users that are shunned because of their views on politics. Most of the users are dumb twelve-fourteen year olds who act like they are fifteen and don't know the proper use of your. The intelligent minority usually debate and argue about relevant topics but the only topic they don't discuss about is the middle eastern conflict because most of the users are stupid preteens who think they can argue with the exception of ten other users who are actually in high school and know that when they are losing an argument, "bla bla bla," is not a good response to prove that they are right. There are also roleplay books which are mostly fan fiction roleplay or sex slave roleplay in which the girl is thirteen with every power imaginable, except the power of stopping the "sexy" college dude from raping/f*cking her. Most of the users are depressed or social rejects.

Person #1: dude what are you doing?
Person #2: I'm on wattpad
Person #1: what do you even do on wattpad?
Person #2: I argue with people, roleplay, and read gay, pornagraphic fanfiction about Harry styles.

Person#1: cool, what are you doing now?
Person #2: I'm roleplaying. I'm an 18 year old slave owner and I'm butt-raping the 14 year old daughter of Zeus because she let me do so
Person#1: awesome, I think I want to go on wattpad

by XShadowXQueenX January 1, 2015

Wattpad

A website with thousands of stories written by amateur writers who wish they were half-decent. They actually couldn't write to save their lives, but instead delude themselves into thinking that they're pretty good.
The majority of the stories are romance, and all the other genres branch off from there. Everything is cliche on there, save for the few good writers who can't find a better place to post their works.

Random girl: OMG! Did you hear that BLAH updated his story, BLAHBLAHBLAH?
Me: I honestly don't care.
Random girl: You're just upset that you can't write like that.
Me: Trust me, woman. A first-grader can write better than those people.

Random girl reading story on Wattpad: Oh no! I wonder what's going to happen to him!
Me: Tell me the title.
Random girl: I'm Crushing on my Hot Step-Brother! The girl just found her step-brother making out with some slut!
Me: The step-brother will notice her, push the slut away, and a few chapters later announce his unconditional love for her.
Random girl: I bet you that doesn't happen, jerk!
Twenty minutes later...
"YES! HE ADMITTED HIS LOVE FOR HER!"

by SmarticleinHiding May 7, 2012

Wattpad

The darkest pit of hell for fangirls/fanboys, many children with two braincells write smut And lemons but the occasional good book can be better than the original, but those Good stories are often met with a readers worst nightmare is “last Updated 3 years ago”

“Man i love wattpad”
“What are you? A fangirl/fanboy?“

by K.z12.. October 11, 2020

Wattpad

A popular website for fanfiction and writing

I'm logging on to wattpad!

by Ravenclawgirl86 August 24, 2018

Wattpadian

Someone who doesn’t have a life outside of Wattpad

Someone:why do u look so tired ?

Wattpadian: I was up all night reading fanfics on Wattpad

Someone : omgosh u literally don’t have a life outside of Wattpad

by MaxGoof December 24, 2019