watermelon

The best fruit EVER!!! Oh! And only gay people refuse to eat it

1. God eats watermelon with jesus

2.
You: Hey! those guys have watermelon

Your friend: Why is the guy in the pink not eating any?

Girlfriend: Did you see that guy in pink? He keeps check'in out his friends

by You want to know why? June 25, 2009

watermelon

The new breed of Environmentalist extremist, the term 'watermelon' indicates that these losers are only green on the outside, but red (or Communist) to their core.

Look, a watermelon spiking that tree, and on private property, too. Let's go spike HIS sorry ass.

by Proud Conservative July 21, 2003

Watermeloning

The football tradition of having kids race around with watermelon in their ass crack and the winner doesn’t have to eat the melon yet everyone else does have to eat someone elses

Bro we were watermeloning the freshman yesterday it was fucking disgusting

by Crunchy roll August 22, 2019

watermeloning

a word that refers to an incredibly stupid statement and/or including the word 'watermelon' or any other related fruit.

Person 1: "I might go pick up a book on how to read."
Person 2: "Dude, stop watermeloning. Come have some fruit and yogurt."

by Skitzo Dancer A April 6, 2008

WATERMELON

A "WATERMELON" WOMAN IS A WOMAN WHO IS SWEET BUT HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS. SEEDS BEING CHILDREN.

"HEY MAN, YOU SEE THAT GIRL OVER THERE?"

"YEA MAN, I KNOW HER..SHE'S A WATERMELON...SWEET THOUGH BUT DAMN SHE HAVE TOO MANY SEEDS"

"FOR REAL....HOW MAN KIDS SHE GOT?"

by www.myspace.com/allhaters March 24, 2009

watermelon

old people sex.

watermelon is wet and cruchy.
ew.

by brittanyxbizarre June 23, 2008

watermelon

summer at its finest 🍉🍉

summer is watermelon

by Bestie4ever June 7, 2021