Classified facebook watcher 

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff

Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off

Classified facebook watcher by That Half Retarded German Guy December 27, 2010

Whale Watcher

Lesbian. Derived from the greek word Whalla watcha snatch. Translated to "one who loves the vag"

Why whales? It must be the blow hole.

That girl jodi is such a whale watcher!

Whale Watcher by SamDePree February 27, 2009

Willy-watcher

A woman (or cruising gay man) who checks out trouser bulges to estimate the size of the owner's penis.

Hilda loves big dick; she's a willy-watcher 24/7.

Willy-watcher by Edna Sweetlove July 30, 2010

3am watcher 

That one person that jerks off to any type of porn after 3am

I am a 3am watcher. Just busted a fat one a few minutes ago. It's currently 3:12am

3am watcher by UncleMoe6969 May 6, 2020

Clock watcher 

A person at work that keeps tabs on when his or her co-workers come in to work, how long of a lunch they take and when they leave work.

Dude 1: "15 minutes late again..."
Dude 2: "What? You talking about me"
Dude 1: "Yeah, you're always 15 minutes late and you leave 10 minutes early too"
Dude 2: "Fucking clock watcher"

Clock watcher by Da Vin Chee January 26, 2010

crotch watcher 

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

crotch watcher by Joe April 7, 2005

boobie watcher

a man or woman (mostly a man) that is gifted in the art of sensing boobs all around him and never gets caught. he passes his talents down from generation to generation. he is gifted in the art of carefully watching a woman's hooters without her noticing.

"did you see the double d's behind me, or how about over there those c cups? that is why they call me the boobie watcher"

boobie watcher by slingshot19 March 23, 2009