Washington panflute

The act of orally stimulating a female's anus as in a rim job, while manually stimulating either her clit or pussy with your hand.

I was playing her like a Washington panflute when she squirted all down my arm!

by Lady of the Pink September 21, 2009

Washing the log

When a man is taking a shit and another man needs to piss so badly that he cannot wait. So, the second man pisses through the small opening between the front of the first's crotch and the front lip of the toilet.

Dude! Jones and Scott are so gay! I just came back from the restroom. Jones is in there washing the log on Scott! Why didn't he just hold it!

by Baud May 18, 2013

Washing Machine Religion

The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!

The Washing Machine Religion Is Soooo Cool Omg!😎❤️

by Lucy Sinclair April 22, 2021

Donezog Washington

An individual who is finished with an act or action. used as a declaration of completion. Derived from the actor Denzel Washington.

Dude, after eating that entire pizza I'm Donezog Washington.

Looks like your car is Donezog Washington. Time to look at getting a new one.

by LumberJohn December 29, 2011

wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

by fuckface October 14, 2003

George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)

I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag

by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010

Aberdeen, Washington

birth place and hometown of Kurt Cobain, late lead singer/guitarist/writer for the "alternative/grunge" band Nirvana.

Kurt Cobain was born in Aberdeen, Washington.

by Booger January 23, 2005